Tumblr (3.0; @wizardjpeg)https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/<p>there’s simply nothing else like a warm swig of morning’s coffee in my whole mouth. i love my wet mouth feeling but i never have the courage to swallow it. so i spit it out to water my plants garden with it, the way god intended </p>https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/175172415222https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/175172415222Sat, 23 Jun 2018 10:35:39 -0400<p><a href="https://butchtrans.tumblr.com/post/175160018041/butchtrans-my-mom-is-physically-emotionally" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">butchtrans</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://butchtrans.tumblr.com/post/175092641541/my-mom-is-physically-emotionally-and-sexually" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">butchtrans</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>my mom is physically, emotionally, and sexually abusive. please help me raise a little money because now i doubt shes gonna pay for my hrt bc i plan on cutting her off and just living with my dad. i just survived a suicide attempt and i am coordinating with counselors and social workers as well as my family on what legal action can be brought against my mother, but until then, i will not get any financial support from her, no help. please donate and i hate asking this but it’s necessary to me at this point. i turn 18 very soon (august 29th, 2018), and i only have a few dollars to my name.</p><p>paypal.me/amberisabellemorton</p><p>please ignore the deadname but heres my paypal</p></blockquote> <p>i don’t wanna seem desperate but ive received no donations so far… Please keep sharing this around y'all. I really need support.</p></blockquote>https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/175169958687https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/175169958687Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:37:53 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5c0dffd87541a0947b9d4d2e6de55660/tumblr_papel8uuwf1vxtjuco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>night on the town</p>https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/175127159652https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/175127159652Thu, 21 Jun 2018 22:51:08 -0400<p><a href="https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/166970304742/wizard-fans-i-have-a-god-damn-cough-i-have-a" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">wizardjpeg</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://swordfeeler.tumblr.com/post/166969875545" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">swordfeeler</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/166969691007/swordfeeler-wizardjpeg-wizard-fans-i-have-a" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">wizardjpeg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://swordfeeler.tumblr.com/post/166969513465" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">swordfeeler</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/166969485252/wizard-fans-i-have-a-god-damn-cough-i-have-a" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">wizardjpeg</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>wizard fans, i have a god-damn cough. i have a hell of a cold. you will have to get me something</p></blockquote> <p>i am gathering reagents to cast IBUPROFEN</p> </blockquote> <p>look in to my cabinets. there should be three flasks. their labels are foe, faith, and truth. one of them will heal me and two of them will kill me. make your choice </p> </blockquote> <p>of course, wizard. [i rummage through the cabinets and take the bottle labeled truth to you, pulling out the cold cuts from within and laying them on your sick body]</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="432" data-orig-width="640"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/630ddb71ea40c12a9ff46a5fe7574089/tumblr_inline_oyo7bhV9hR1r0tqvs_540.jpg" data-orig-height="432" data-orig-width="640"/></figure></blockquote>https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/175126054387https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/175126054387Thu, 21 Jun 2018 22:08:43 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4638023888f4c324daef428f854fe55d/tumblr_pans7bzl901vxtjuco1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>sometimes you have to kick back relax and let all of it hang out</p>https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/175099521287https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/175099521287Thu, 21 Jun 2018 01:49:59 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/33d187c94886226badfd6abdd44299b2/tumblr_panrelbX2J1tmhjzmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/175099335842https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/175099335842Thu, 21 Jun 2018 01:41:40 -0400<p>nothing hits my spot like a CEASAR SALAD</p>https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174989397692https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174989397692Sun, 17 Jun 2018 18:48:15 -0400<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="380" data-orig-width="680"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d36d0d06494978d797571620d99efc77/tumblr_inline_paftgwaC8Z1r0tqvs_540.jpg" data-orig-height="380" data-orig-width="680"/></figure>https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174956813372https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174956813372Sat, 16 Jun 2018 18:36:53 -0400<p><a href="https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174956670622/wizardjpeg-wizardjpeg-wizardjpeg-i-am" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">wizardjpeg</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174956662837/wizardjpeg-wizardjpeg-i-am-flying-off-the" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">wizardjpeg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174956658577/wizardjpeg-i-am-flying-off-the-handle-i-am-so" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">wizardjpeg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174956561417/i-am-flying-off-the-handle" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">wizardjpeg</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i am flying off the handle</p></blockquote> <p>i am so far from the handle you don’t even know</p> </blockquote> <p>i am</p> </blockquote> <p>i’m feral</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="429"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6b927f4c729a4372d6c011ff33c96303/tumblr_inline_paft97OCVo1r0tqvs_540.jpg" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="429"/></figure>https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174956679477https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174956679477Sat, 16 Jun 2018 18:31:58 -0400<p><a href="https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174956662837/wizardjpeg-wizardjpeg-i-am-flying-off-the" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">wizardjpeg</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174956658577/wizardjpeg-i-am-flying-off-the-handle-i-am-so" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">wizardjpeg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174956561417/i-am-flying-off-the-handle" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">wizardjpeg</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i am flying off the handle</p></blockquote> <p>i am so far from the handle you don’t even know</p> </blockquote> <p>i am</p> </blockquote> <p>i&rsquo;m feral</p>https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174956670622https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174956670622Sat, 16 Jun 2018 18:31:37 -0400<p><a href="https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174956658577/wizardjpeg-i-am-flying-off-the-handle-i-am-so" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">wizardjpeg</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174956561417/i-am-flying-off-the-handle" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">wizardjpeg</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i am flying off the handle</p></blockquote> <p>i am so far from the handle you don’t even know</p> </blockquote> <p>i am</p>https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174956662837https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174956662837Sat, 16 Jun 2018 18:31:19 -0400<p><a href="https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174956561417/i-am-flying-off-the-handle" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">wizardjpeg</a>:</p><blockquote><p>i am flying off the handle</p></blockquote> <p>i am so far from the handle you don’t even know</p>https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174956658577https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174956658577Sat, 16 Jun 2018 18:31:08 -0400<p>i am flying off the handle</p>https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174956561417https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174956561417Sat, 16 Jun 2018 18:27:25 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/52a9d18af17a6760ff6a74f042ad03bc/tumblr_pa4v3geq4P1vxtjuco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>BAPTIZED</b> with <b>games knowledge</b></p><p><i>i can beat them all</i></p>https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174771224402https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174771224402Sun, 10 Jun 2018 20:38:04 -0400<p><a href="http://tyrannosaurus-rex.tumblr.com/post/174677494907/wizardjpeg-i-drank-ocean-water-as-a-prank-and-now" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">tyrannosaurus-rex</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174677489157/i-drank-ocean-water-as-a-prank-and-now-my-pee-is" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">wizardjpeg</a>:</p><blockquote><p>i drank ocean water as a prank and now my pee is silver </p></blockquote> <p style="">why</p></blockquote> <p>as a prank </p>https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174677501187https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174677501187Thu, 07 Jun 2018 20:51:50 -0400<p>i drank ocean water as a prank and now my pee is silver </p>https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174677489157https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174677489157Thu, 07 Jun 2018 20:51:20 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1d244f5c70be1ff59f155def299f965c/tumblr_p9u0a5vKYV1vxtjuco1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e98688700663feb24bb5e25c09809c26/tumblr_p9u0a5vKYV1vxtjuco3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/eb596711e7e0a852c0429116ab5afb4b/tumblr_p9u0a5vKYV1vxtjuco4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dc2263348fce3b3737b3ebc3ffee69da/tumblr_p9u0a5vKYV1vxtjuco2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><h2>wizardjpeg post-divorce tour of <b>ITALY</b></h2>https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174586723907https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174586723907Mon, 04 Jun 2018 23:56:29 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/901fbe6a14347af63ed0463b58fd63d0/tumblr_p8qr05B3Fu1x84k8eo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bb99b59defbce9f9692dabcbf0408224/tumblr_p8qr05B3Fu1x84k8eo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e3eeba0807ca655006fa85f063b3113f/tumblr_p8qr05B3Fu1x84k8eo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5be89979af67c3da89ea21a9edaf4d26/tumblr_p8qr05B3Fu1x84k8eo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a36681525ac1ee6d2248f3512682a120/tumblr_p8qr05B3Fu1x84k8eo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f5c2e1392f12126acc9bd14e80df4cc1/tumblr_p8qr05B3Fu1x84k8eo6_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0ce4206a1af19b75ae471b5fafb405ae/tumblr_p8qr05B3Fu1x84k8eo7_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ebe99c02b900ff8cabcd8f6c0fc3e60d/tumblr_p8qr05B3Fu1x84k8eo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/891ceea473d4dd027bcc23e6ff30d306/tumblr_p8qr05B3Fu1x84k8eo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/72e74c137ac5ec114ac3495cacad8eeb/tumblr_p8qr05B3Fu1x84k8eo10_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://ambedicprophet.tumblr.com/post/173907580759/wizardjpeg" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">ambedicprophet</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m6I73kumZYdIDDr1NfNkvSw" target="_blank">@wizardjpeg</a></p></blockquote>https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174584813187https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174584813187Mon, 04 Jun 2018 22:46:50 -0400funny seal montage<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e1f0c41648e38e2376e17f771c1f5ed2/tumblr_p9aspjhvL41vxtjuco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://martin-septim.tumblr.com/post/174474920087/wizardjpeg-swordfeeler-wizardjpeg" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">martin-septim</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174474903262/swordfeeler-wizardjpeg-absolutely-fuming" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">wizardjpeg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://swordfeeler.tumblr.com/post/174474878025" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">swordfeeler</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174474862917/absolutely-fuming-angry-today-stomping-and" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">wizardjpeg</a>:</p> <blockquote><h2>absolutely <b>fuming angry</b> today. stomping and huffing and puffing around in my tower… i am <b>IRATE AS HELL</b>! you won’t believe how <b>completely P.O.’d</b> i am right now. i’m about to <b>blow a f******* casket </b>over here</h2></blockquote> <p>why are u angry, wizardjpeg?</p> </blockquote> <h2><b>because nobodies celebrating <i>belly friday</i> with me</b></h2> </blockquote> <p>we’re too busy celebrating pride month mister wizard. want to celebrate with us?</p> </blockquote> <h2><b>OK</b></h2>https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174474943952https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174474943952Fri, 01 Jun 2018 15:33:42 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e1f0c41648e38e2376e17f771c1f5ed2/tumblr_p9aspjhvL41vxtjuco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://swordfeeler.tumblr.com/post/174474878025" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">swordfeeler</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174474862917/absolutely-fuming-angry-today-stomping-and" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">wizardjpeg</a>:</p> <blockquote><h2>absolutely <b>fuming angry</b> today. stomping and huffing and puffing around in my tower… i am <b>IRATE AS HELL</b>! you won’t believe how <b>completely P.O.’d</b> i am right now. i’m about to <b>blow a f******* casket </b>over here</h2></blockquote> <p>why are u angry, wizardjpeg?</p> </blockquote> <h2><b>because nobodies celebrating <i>belly friday</i> with me</b></h2>https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174474903262https://wizardjpeg.tumblr.com/post/174474903262Fri, 01 Jun 2018 15:32:05 -0400